1. Sourtoe Cocktail
There’s a hotel in the Yukon where you can take a shot of clear alcohol with a REAL disembodied toe in it. WHY??????
2. Cement Mixer
This ~treat~ combines Baileys and lime juice. Once the shot is in your mouth, shake your head back and forth until a lumpy “cement” consistency forms. Then, swallow. FUN.
—Hayley Fields, Facebook
This DIY drink will be fun for you, until it makes you run to the toilet.
4. Baby Mice Rice Wine
So this is a bit spooky — baby mice are drowned inside jugs of rice wine. It’s considered to be a cure-all health drink in Korea, which is pretty cool, but otherwise, NO THANKS.
—Jessica Coffey, Facebook
5. Three Penis Wine
You didn’t ask for it, but wine made with seal, deer, and dog penis, exists — though there are also versions of it made with snake, deer, and dog penis.
6. Live Minnow Shot
At Big Dick’s Halfway Inn in Ozarks, Missouri, you can drop a LIVE MINNOW into your shot before you take it down. As if a shot wasn’t bad enough on its own.
Ever wanted beer with oregano, tomato, garlic, and basil in it???? Me neither!!! Try it anyway, sinners!!
—AJ Nevills, Facebook
8. Tapeworm shot
Just hear me out: Tabasco sauce + vodka + black pepper + a thin sliver of mayo. HAHAHA JK DON’T HEAR ME OUT, THAT’S NASTY.
9. Jester King Brewery Snörkel Beer made with oyster mushrooms
This is a Farmhouse Ale brewed with oyster mushrooms and smoked sea salt. It’s not the worst, but totally one of the weirdest.
—Tara Bragg, Facebook
10. Bloody Brain
Get ready to gag: It’s a combo of peach schnapps, Baileys, and grenadine. The Baileys curdles instantly. Appetizing.
11. Salmon Vodka
Okay, so salmon-flavored alcohol is pretty common in Alaska, but the thought of fish-flavored booze just really makes my stomach churn. FIGHT ME!
—Jennifer Leigh, Facebook
I’ll say it again: Seafood alcohol doesn’t seem right!!!!! Sorry!!!!!!!!
—Roxy Marie, Facebook
13. Mac ‘n’ Cheese Shot
Take the classic American meal, add rum (!!!), and gulp this shit down like a champ.
—Betty Jane Smith, Facebook
14. Scorpion Vodka
This has a goddamn scorpion floating around inside. Supposedly it gives the alcohol a “woody” taste, but, like, you know that’s ACTUALLY the taste of scorpion, right???? K.
—Katy Lynn Patterson, Facebook
15. Smoker’s Cough
Listen up, lads and ladies: Who came up with the idea to mix jäger with mayonnaise??? You need JESUS.
It’s a spicy-as-heck wine made with real hot chili peppers. If you can handle this, you can handle ANYTHING.
17. And Habushu
Y’ALL, THIS IS SNAKE WINE. THERE’S A WHOLE FUCKING DEAD SNAKE INSIDE. NOPE. BYE!!!!